- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

just in time?

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

autistic kids rock

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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