so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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You have friends

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Replacement Referees

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Anti Joke

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