Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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