Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

I walk into a bar...

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

well use a tissue!

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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