In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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I'm Jewish

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eden stop

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Nickelback

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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