- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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