your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Justin Beiber

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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A shark ate your mom

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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