Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Shea's sty....

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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