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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off