- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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