- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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