If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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God. God.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Asians

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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