What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

thumb_up thumb_down -17

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Robin, get in the car!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

thumb_up thumb_down -19

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops