What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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dead dibbs

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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