What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Female Orgasms

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Lindsay Lohan

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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butt sex

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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