Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Anti Joke

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