- Anti Joke

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Whats worse than suicide? death

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw