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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

The lion swallowed his pride.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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