- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

I have an erection My mom!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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