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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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