- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Black people.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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