- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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