- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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