Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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