Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Life

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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