What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Kys

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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