- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

womens rights

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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