- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Do u take sugar?

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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