- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Man U

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

religion

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.