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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

whats white and pointless? chalk.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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