- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Youre mom is so dead...

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

My name is Harry.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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