Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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