- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Jews

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Water? I hardly know her.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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