- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

a irish man walks past a bar

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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