- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

womens rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

roses are red. violets are violet...

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

whats one plus one penis

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