Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

thumb_up thumb_down

hi will

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

thumb_up thumb_down

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

thumb_up thumb_down

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

thumb_up thumb_down

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

thumb_up thumb_down

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops