- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Knock Knock Go Away

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What is white and black and red all over.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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