- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Waffles ate my grandma

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Mitt Romney

The Moon Landing.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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