What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's blue? The sky.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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