- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Where's my tractor?

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

tims sty:)

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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