- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Has u seen my grammar?

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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