Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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