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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A guy walks into a bar

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