- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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