Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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