What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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