A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Your mother is average.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

The Holocaust

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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