- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What rhymes with milk...milf

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Im taking a shit right now.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A Pakistani news reader.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

your life

I have a gay camel

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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