a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

You idiot.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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