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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

knock knock no ones home

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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