What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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