- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I love pissing people off :P

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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