What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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This is funny.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Nuneaton..

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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