Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Whats white? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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