What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

a seal walks into a club.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

The lion swallowed his pride.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Women's Rights

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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