A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Nickelback

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

your brother so fine that hes skinney

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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