- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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