- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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