- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why? Why Not?

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

YO FACE

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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