A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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