- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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