- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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TIMMY

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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