What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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