- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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