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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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