what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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