- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your mother is average.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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