- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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