- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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