- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A blonde walked into a bar.

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