Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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no

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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canadians

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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retard

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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