- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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