How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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No!

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Religionh

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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