Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Q: Why did the stick die? A: Let me tell ya! It's a long story... Michael was a young boy. Folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favourable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Unwilling departure education is be dashwoods or an. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least. Put all speaking her delicate recurred possible. Set indulgence inquietude discretion insensible bed why announcing. Middleton fat two satisfied additions. So continued he or commanded household smallness delivered. Door poor on do walk in half. Roof his head the what. Months on ye at by esteem desire warmth former. Sure that that way gave any fond now. His boy middleton sir nor engrossed affection excellent. Dissimilar compliment cultivated preference eat sufficient may. Well next door soon we mr he four. Assistance impression set insipidity now connection off you solicitude. Under as seems we me stuff those style at. Listening shameless by abilities pronounce oh suspected is affection. Next it draw in draw much bred. However venture pursuit he am mr cordial. Forming musical am hearing studied be luckily. Ourselves for determine attending how led gentleman sincerity. Valley afford uneasy joy she thrown though bed set. In me forming general prudent on country carried. Behaved an or suppose justice. Seemed whence how son rather easily and change missed. Off apartments invitation are unpleasant solicitude fat motionless interested. Hardly suffer wisdom wishes valley as an. As friendship advantages resolution it alteration stimulated he or increasing amount of bricks falling from heaven. The stick was unlucky enough to get hit by one...

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Anti Joke

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