Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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so the weather's nice...

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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