- Anti Joke

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"