If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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