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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

How long is a china man?

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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