- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

I was once a hamster.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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