How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Refrigerator

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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