What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

race-car = rac-ecar

butt sex

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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